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Jen's
Team - "We've Made Better Passes at the
Bar" in the Spring 2008 Red Deer Volleyball Tourney.
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The
Road to Sylvan Lake
My
goal: Attend the Sylvan tourney this weekend
and not suck!
Why
I have this goal: Because my team won the prize for worst differential
at the last indoor tournament! Seriously, it was a $50 bar
tab, we didn’t complain about “losing”
for too long.
A little
history: We've Made Better Passes at the Bar" started playing together last fall in the indoor
volleyball leagues in the absolute lowest division possible.
We suck, but we are slowly becoming a little less horrible
and well, we laugh so hard while we are playing that we just can’t
give it up! Now with the Spring Beach Volleyball season under our belts, I am ready to take on
the Sylvan Beach Volleyball world for the second time around. I used the Spring beach season to hone my skills and I feel like I am now that sleeper
player that everyone counts as down and out, then BAM, I will rock you! I can't speak for my team considering it is a mish-mash of ESSC and CSSC staff (we didn't do so well last year). But we had a lot of fun and defintely could have won the funnest award!! So I challenge you
all, our team name:Spit on your neck fantastic! It is a quote from Friends in case you were wondering...
So a
little advice for when you attempt to take on my team in
Sylvan or here in Edmonton:
1) Wake
up early, make it to Sylvan with plenty of time to warm
up and stretch. There is nothing worse than pulling a hamstring
and not being able to make it up the stairs at the hotel.
Trust me.
2) Bring
sunscreen and lots of water. Sun + sand = fun. Sunstroke
does not.
3) Bring
your ‘A’ game or your ‘D’ game,
either way, it’s a great time. If ‘D’
shows up, my team can take ya!
4) Attend
the after party! If we can’t beat you on the court,
we will certainly take your team on in tippy cups and that
is a sport that we have a tad bit more skill in!
Jen Kazarian
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Chris'
Team - Blue Balls at the Canadian Beach Dodgeball Championships
in Calgary.
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Canadian
Beach Dodgeball Championships
Despite rain and a daytime high of 12 degrees, the first Alberta
SSC Beach Dodgeball Tournament was well worth the 3 hour,
6 am drive down to Calgary for me. 17 teams participated in
the event, including some veterans of the game and others
participating for the very first time. 3 teams made the journey
from Edmonton to battle the hoards of Calgary on their home
turf- Sofa King Good, Stop Nailing Our Chicks and Blue Balls.
There were a few new rules to get used to, most notably the
ability to save a team mate by catching a deflected ball,
but in the end it was the conditions that made the biggest
difference. Throwing a wet, sandy dodgeball is a lot tougher
than I anticipated (I could barely lift my arm that night)
and certainly made for games which favored catching over throwing.
Teams participated in a round robin followed by a Royal Rumble
(a last man standing competition) with 17 players per side.
Playoffs began soon after as teams competed for a $1000 purse
for the overall champions.
Sofa King Good made a strong showing in the Royal Rumble with
2 players remaining up until the final 7, their 2 nominees
played with skill and patience, only to get knocked out of
the game one after another. Sofa King also made it to the
second round of the playoffs, upsetting their opponent and
entering into the money round.
Blue Balls looked like the team to beat early on, with a round
robin record of 21-2, however the second seeded Blue Balls
were upset in the second round of the playoffs losing to the
Dodgy Drip Dodgers 4-2 in their best of 7.
Not surprisingly the championship went to the always dangerous
members of Calgary's Spastic Sphincters under the alias of
Sklads, as they dominated the competition the entire day,
showing that they were just as comfortable on the sand as
in the gym.
Thanks to all of the teams that came out and here's hoping
that we can run a Beach Dodgeball Tournament here in Edmonton
in the not too distant future.
Chris Berry
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Player
Liason Update
When I was offered the position of Player Liaison by the club
a few weeks ago, I had visions of being the club’s Tony
Stark: Playboy millionaire by day, butt-kicking superhero
by night. Unfortunately for me there has been no butt-kicking
as all the teams I’ve visited so far have been really
friendly.
I will try to see as many games as I can, but there are 560+
teams in the league and unfortunately I won’t be able
to see you all. If there is a pressing need and you would
like me to come and watch part of your game, please let us
know at info@edmontonsportsclub.com.
I am also out during the day scouting newer and better fields
trying to find you guys the best places to play. I’ll
also be out to fields that we receive complaints about and
either try to fix them or recommend that we find a new field
for you. In between all of this, I’ll also try to find
some time to line fields that we use the most.
We are always in the process of scouting fields and doing
our best to improve them to make sure our players are able
to play on the best available fields. Sometimes we are able
to replace a field with a better one, but that is not always
an option so we hope lining a field will help to make a more
enjoyable experience. Here are just some of the fields that we
have dealt with:
| Field |
#
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Reported
Issues |
ESSC
Action |
| Hardisty |
3
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Missing
goal posts. |
Removed
from schedule, f/u with COE, new post as of 06/15. |
| Highlands |
2 |
Gravel
on field, eneven ground. |
Removed
from schedule. |
| Brightview |
2 |
Uneven
ground, pitch intersecting ball diamonds. |
Removed
from schedule. |
| Inglewood |
1 |
Debris
on field. |
Lined. |
| Sweetgrass |
1 |
Long
Grass. |
Lined. |
| Glendale
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1 |
Debris
on field. |
Taken
off schedule. |
| St.
Timothy's |
3 |
The
fields are a bit small. |
Lined. |
| Giovani
Caboto |
1 |
Uneven
ground, debris on field. |
To
be lined 06/18. |
| Malcolm
Tweedle |
1 |
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To
be lined 06/18. |
| Confederation
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5 |
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To
be lined 06/18. |
Stay
fit, and have fun!
Matt
Hennig
Edmonton Sport and Social Club Player Liaison
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Boot Camp Wrap Up
So our first round of boot camp is officially over; although
both tears of joy and sadness may have been shed. Hopefully
we all feel the same about one thing – the kick ass
job that we did on our fitness re-assessment!
At the start of the six weeks, we were subject
to a grueling, sweat dripping fitness test. Upon evaluation
of this test, it was ranked, by some boot camp goer’s
as “the hardest thing I’ve ever done”
and “an intensity of 13 on a scale of 1-10.
An average time for completion of the test
was between 35 and 40 minutes. This extreme race included
some endurance running, stair sprints, jump squats,
step up’s and other character altering exercises that
pushed us to our limits.
Nonetheless, we all surpassed everyone’s
expectations when we blew our initial times out of the water
in our fitness re-assessment this week.
On average, participants improved their
time by at least 5 minutes, with improvements of up to 16 minutes
for some extra hard workers! Congratulations to everyone!
Jen Kazarian
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Individual Results of some of our participarts:
Participants
Name |
Improved Time By: (in minutes) |
| Steve
Bennett |
7:53 |
| Robin
Smith |
3:56 |
| Ghislaine
Dallyn |
8:49 |
| Darcy
Garrett |
14:06 |
| Jen
Kazarian |
5:00 |
| Stacey
Rombough |
6:07
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